BROTHERHOOD QUEST "ROADHOUSE"

Owned & Operated by the Original
Brotherhood Quest Riding Society. (National UK Charter)



BROTHERHOOD ROADHOUSE

 

NO SPITTIN' ON THE HELP

DONT FEED THE BOUNCER

PLAY NICE OR PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE

NO TRASH TALK ABOUT MC's

SHARE YOUR PERSONAL INFO AT YOUR OWN RISK

YOUR DOG IS WELCOME, YOUR ATTITUDE IS NOT

SMOKE EM" IF YA' GOT EM', SHARE WITH YOUR FREINDS

IF THE COPS BUST DOWN THE DOOR REMAIN CALM & ACT STUPID (SHOULD BE EASY)

IF YA' HAVENT GOT SOMETHING NICE TO SAY, SIT NEXT TO ME

IT'S ALWAYS HAPPY HOUR

BIKES PARKED OUT FRONT, CAGES PARKED ACROSS THE STREET

SHOW RESPECT TO THE LADIES OR WEAR A HELMET

VETS DRINK FREE

IF YOU DONT LIKE THE MUSIC, SHUT UP

CARD CHEATS AND LIARS ALWAYS WELCOME

MANAGEMENT HAS FINAL SAY, NO DRUGGING THEIR DRINKS

BURN OUTS ALWAYS FACE THE BAR, NOT THE MENS ROOM DOOR

REALLY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE PAY DOUBLE

WE SERVE COLD BEER NOT COLD SHOULDERS

OVERNITE PARKING FOR TRUCKERS ENCOURAGED

NO WE DON'T BELIEVE YOUR STORY BUT KEEP TALKING THE JUKE BOX IS TOO EXPENSIVE

YOU CAN RIDE HOME DRUNK PROVIDED YOU CAN DO SO HOG TIED

LEAVE THE DANMED CELL PHONE IN YOUR SADDLE BAGS

WE WILL CALL YOU A TAXI BUT WE'D RATHER CALL YOU SOMETHING ELSE

LAP DANCES FREE AND AVAILABLE PROVIDED THE BOUNCER IS DANCING

NO, WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DID IT UP NORTH

NO, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR SOUTHERN ACCENT (SUB-TITLES ENCOURAGED)

OUR WAITRESSES AREN'T INTERESTED IN YOUR LATEST TATTOO

THE ONLY THING TELLING THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH IS THE MIRROR BEHIND THE BAR

TIPPING ENCOURAGED, TABS FORGIVEN, BAD CHECKS ALLOWED AND POSTED IN OUR RESTROOMS

YOUR OLD SCHOOL RIDGID KICKER WILL BE PUSH STARTED ONCE FOR FREE, MORE IF YOU BY THE BAR A ROUND

IF YOU'RE SMOKING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO SHARE

YOUR GOD & POLITICS ARE YOUR OWN BUSINESS, VOICE THEM ONLY IF YOU CAN TAKE WHAT YOU GIVE

WE DON'T HAVE WI-FI, WE BARELY HAVE A PAY PHONE

DONATIONS ACCEPTED IF GIVEN ANONYMOUSLY AND WITH NO STRINGS ATTACHED

MEN CAUGHT IN THE LADIES ROOM WILL BE POSTED ON U-TUBE

LADIES CAUGHT IN THE MENS ROOM WILL BE BOUGHT A FREE ROUND

OUR NON SMOKING AREA IS CALLED THE PARKING LOT

MARRIED MEN FLIRTING WITH THE WAITRESS WILL HAVE A VIDEO SENT TO THEIR WIFE

ITS A BAR STOOL NOT A FART CATCHER

 

NO CLUB RECRUITING ON THE FORUMS OR THE CHAT ROOM, POST YOUR LINK ON YOUR PROFILE, IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED, THEY CAN CONTACT YOU

WE TAKE YOU AS YOU ARE SO THERES NO NEED TO ACT LIKE SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT

ALL RULES SUBJECT TO CHANGE DEPENDING ON YOUR ATTITUDE AND MANNERS.